Blog-zilla
From the depths of strange minds and unusual findings from the land of beyond the internet. I hear a buzz!, tweet!, fart!, scribble my nizzle, in the distance. Who, what can it be??? Is it that hot sexy boy from next door peeping in my window? Nope I cancel him out after I realized I embarrassed myself by writing him love notes with my lipstick on his bedroom window. Could it be my imaginary friend Sheniqua whisperin sweet nothings of booty licious poetry in my ear? No, I tell myself everyday she doesnt deserve me. As I listen harder, lean in deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, shit am I repeating myself like that freakazoid Leonardo in the movie the Aviator? I finally realize who it is!!! Its BLOG-ZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH No, wrong again. Its just me makin up weird shit to type. Off to a good start though right?
